procrastinationnnn…….
When the food you kept in the fridge is suddenly gone.
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And you try to figure out who ate it.
“Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying What’s My Name. Eminem looked around and said I’m Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just a Dream.”
Girls Vs. Guys
When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares.
When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it.
When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything.
But when two guys that are friends hold hands ….
When a girl says “Suck My Dick”…
If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”…
When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” …
If a guy calls his friend “hubby” …
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this is my theme when I walk to school and through the hallways.
THIS IS MY LIFE’S THEME SONG.
